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BASS GORDON, "THE" CRUMPLER TRUMPET - The Crumpler likes beets. I mean he really likes beets. He once took a car trip from San Francisco to Pittsburgh and ate nothing but beets the whole trip. He says it gives him magical powers. Magic trumpet playing powers. It also has him in the running to be in the Guiness Book of World Records 4 most beets eaten during one sitting. He also likes cheese. He was voted most likely to secede by his graduating class. He has ten fingers and toes. |
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