Bumpus Cornelius "X"
BUMPUS CORNELIUS 'X' GUITAR/VOCAL - The creator of Respectable Booty with the ass to match. This axeman comes from the same planet as Eddie Van Halen, where they communicate with guitars. But Bumpus works for good, instead of evil.

He joined the Natalie Merchant Marines at age 14, and achieved the rank of Rear Admiral. Graduated from Upper Providence School of Roadway-Sign Design, where his master's thesis was Yeild. Now he specializes in global takeovers of playfully named petfood conglomerates. (i.e.: Mighty Dog).

Quotable quote: "She was Scooby to the dew-point."